 Most retreats only offer calmness and relaxation - and that's lovely...
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But I've worked with thousands of women, and this ONLY gets you so far.
We go deeper than just 'soothing your nervous system'
This retreat is for the women that wants to feel an aliveness pulsate through her body. Who wants to feast on life's offerings.
This retreat promises the relaxation you crave - without the numbness
RESERVE YOUR PLACEÂ
This isn't a retreat you've ever experienced before - this is SO much more..
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When a woman leaves our retreats, her power and sensuality are undeniable.
Your sensuality isn’t about sex
It’s about living in a state of orgasmic existence.
That's what you'll discover here.
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You're here, and I see you. I have felt just like this too ⇟
 ** You feel disconnected from your body, your partner or your pleasure.
** You long to feel excited and turned on by yourself -Â and your life again.
** You PULSE for life got lost in Zoom meetings, laundry & the school run!
** You want to reclaim that vava voom, that passion, that desire, that pulse that used to move with you.
** You achieve, but your overstimulate AF so have shut yourself down sensually to compensate.
** You live offline with yourself and the world. Shut down, numbed out and let's face it, you've noticed life's too short to keep this up.
Any age, any marital status, any size woman is welcome to experience this transformational retreat. New mom, navigating a late ADHD diagnosis or a hot mess these days!
 All of you is welcome...Â
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True embodiment is felt in your womb, your pussy, your root.
When you reconnect here, everything changes. Your business, your relationships, your pleasure, your power.
Nothing is too much for this space - it’s unapologetically allowed - you can bring all of you - the raging you, the tearful, the quiet, the wild you.
You might not bring the sensual you, perhaps you left her behind years ago. You will meet her again here though, and that's a promise.
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A taste of what you'll experienceÂ
3 days and 2 nights at a gorgeous, secluded retreat (women only)Â
Expect fun conversations, to feel deeply held and lots of laughter - maybe bring extra pads lol!
Nourishing, delicious food and drinks provided - alcohol and drug free (HRT allowed)
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Workshops are guided by the energy of the group and the rhythm of the retreat. This is a living, breathing, pulsating space, and we honour what wants to move. Sessions may shift to meet the moment.
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Sensual Activation →  Fully clothed - Emma's signature PULSE activation method
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Heels dance class → No experience needed, you can do it bare foot if prefer. A simple fun routine - You'll feel like Beyonce!
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Morning Movement →  Start your day feeling good
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Creative Art Therapy  → Feel even deeply connected to yourselfÂ
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Sound Healing on water →  Blissgasmic (option to stay around pool side)
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Orgasmic Breathwork & Pleasure Manifestation → Learn how to deepen your orgasm & activate your libido!Â
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Silent Disco outside → weather permittingÂ
- Optional Sauna & swim Â
  JOIN US - 11th-13th September, 2026
On the other side of this work, you'll feel
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Finally embodied — not just “in your body” but living from it.
Radiant, magnetic, sexually and sensually powerful in a way you’ve never known - not for another person, for you!Â
Experiencing new depths of pleasure (vaginal orgasms, full-body aliveness, true sensation).
Feeling safe, relaxed and open in intimacy with yourself and others.
Experiencing deeper love, whether with your partner or calling in their best lover, but first and foremost - yourself.
Manifesting desires you've held onto for so long, whether in business, life or money.
Alive. Vital. Confident. Whole.
You'll have what I call THE PULSE!Â
Meet your teacher,
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Emma lost her pulse — the wild, alive, sensual part of herself — despite dancing and staying fit.
 During lockdown and early menopause, she reclaimed it and now she’s made it her mission to allow other women do the same: awaken their life force, reclaim their inner fire, and live unapologetically for themselves. This isn’t a retreat. It’s a movement a reclamation
RESERVE YOUR PLACE
What do I need to bring?
I can't dance!
Can I just come for a day and not stop over?
What about refunds?
Is there a payment plan option?
Do I have to join in with everything?
Your Retreat Space..
Your Investment.
Pay in full / Payment plans available at checkout
F* This Shit | Twin En-Suite - Embodied Experience
A private sanctuary for women claiming their space. Feel your body, your pulse, your presence — fully yours. Sovereign. Unapologetic. Alive. A twin room with an En-Suite.
ÂŁ470.00 GBP
F* This Shit | Twin SB and triple SB - Queens Together
Shared rooms for women who rise together. Grounded, connected, and fiercely present — claim your pulse, feel the energy, and be witnessed by your fellow queens. Twin bedroom or triple with shared bathroom.
ÂŁ420.00 GBP
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